EVERY DAY I'M TUMBLIN

Sep 02

benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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Sep 02

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

Sep 02

supernaturalapocalypse:

donechesters:

Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read

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Sep 02

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Sep 02

hi:

sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 32 episodes of this new show I found

Sep 02

ghdos:

I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

Sep 02

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

Sep 02

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

Sep 02
Sep 02

Where I Thought I Met The Angels

Where I Thought I Met The Angels